The Past, Passed

EARLY PRIMARY SCHOOL:

boy - name was "Sam" Aiche (fake 1st name, real last name).

teacher - [writing everyone's names on the board] "What is your name?"

boy - "Sam Aiche".

teacher - [writes Sam H.]

me - [very confused, thinks] Why did she write H?

FAST FORWARD a decade or so.

me - [*light-bulb-moment*] OMFG educated bitches pronounce "H" as "aiche" not "haiche"!

And that was how a decade of supressed confusion was solved.

(Clearly there's more to this story then i'm letting on.)

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