Hi friends. Are you having fun? I'm not. Yay! Now that exam period is almost over, my obesity will soon reach its peak. In crude limit notation this is expressed as:
weight ----> infinity as t ----> exams
This is due to the Ahmad-Weistrauss-Laplace-Lapdance theorem, which states that the mass of an individual is directly proportional the the distance from the nearest MacDonalds. Now, lets use the epsilon-delta definition of a limit to rigorously prove this theorem.
Because we all know that mathematicians like it rough!
Anyway, I am SO bored of exams right now (but strangely loving maths). I want to play computer games till the sun goes down. My dad came from Singapore and so my mum left the house and is living with her friend. Everyone was expecting dramas but it really isn't so bad.
Ah! The joys of life.
Because we all know that mathematicians like it rough!
Anyway, I am SO bored of exams right now (but strangely loving maths). I want to play computer games till the sun goes down. My dad came from Singapore and so my mum left the house and is living with her friend. Everyone was expecting dramas but it really isn't so bad.
Ah! The joys of life.
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LOL oh hello, look at the LJ entry I just made:
'SELECT StudentName, StudentID, StudentStatus, AVG (FinalRawMark)
FROM STUDENT S, MARK M
WHERE S.StudentID = M.StudentID IF
FinalRawMark =< 45 AND
StudentStatus = 'screwed'
GROUP BY StudentName, StudentID, FinalRawMark;
Or, in English, if I get less than 45 out of 60 in my INFS final tomorrow, I am royally screwed. At least I know some SQL now (as demonstrated above) thanks to Stasia somehow managing to teach it to me while I was half asleep |D'
Nice to know we're both at least geeking a little while procrastinating XD
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