I am never, ever, EVER going to wear a starched business shirt without a singlet EVER AGAIN.
Who bloody knew that cotton would be so abusive to sensitive skin!? My effing nipples hurt so much yesterday that I thought I was going to die. I had to press my shirt against my chest the whole day to try and stop the chafing.
Oh the pain, the terrible pain.
I Googled "sore nipples" and all I got was info for woman who had satanic kids and had cracked bloody nipples and that was just so disturbing so I texted my friend Omar (SEE I MENTIONED YOU LOL) and he said:
"Maybe you're just lactating and need to be milked."
^_^
Who bloody knew that cotton would be so abusive to sensitive skin!? My effing nipples hurt so much yesterday that I thought I was going to die. I had to press my shirt against my chest the whole day to try and stop the chafing.
Oh the pain, the terrible pain.
I Googled "sore nipples" and all I got was info for woman who had satanic kids and had cracked bloody nipples and that was just so disturbing so I texted my friend Omar (SEE I MENTIONED YOU LOL) and he said:
"Maybe you're just lactating and need to be milked."
^_^
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