LMAO. I really want to buy Crisco (i.e. vegetable shortening) from Singapore because I've tried looking everywhere for it in Sydney and I JUST FOUND OUT the only place you can buy it is from a sex shop on Oxford St. OMFG. Damn Wilton-style buttercream better taste good if my only options are lugging a huge can of fat on an A380 or going into a sex shop to buy it as a quasi-lubricant. URGH.