Today's featured fat-ass

I choose to paint a jazzy wall in my room for fun, I went to do it, climbed up to the top of the ladder, the ladder collapsed, and screamed, fell and now my back really hurts.

God is sending me a message. And somewhere in that message it says " where you're going fat-ass!" See! Even God likes Mean Girls.

Oh and the "feature wall" looks like complete shit.