You Know You're A Chemistry Nerd When...

• You know more about Haber than Hitler.
• Smoke coming out from a truck's exhaust pipe makes you think of the formula for incomplete combustion.
• You see a mole on a person's face, you call them AVOGADRO.
• You spray deodorant on yourself and think, "This mixture of esters smells quite nice."
• You don't use deodorant.
• You use a molecular modelling kit to make a dog, and you name it ethanol.
• Yes, ethanol does look like a dog.
• You get upset by yellow candle flames (think of all that CARBON MONOXIDE!!)
• You don't form friendships, you form hydrogen bonds.

AND last but not least, my favourite:

Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.

HAHA.