I went to an open-house today. Full of Malays. I only went for the food. Socialising with Malays is just not my thing. Especially with most Malay boys my age. They're such drop-kicks and should be shot before they can reproduce. Oops. That's a bit harsh.
I hoped Rai would be there but she didn't come. That would have made it a bit more fun. Actually, maybe not. Too much gender segregation. I was stuck with my brothers talking to their friends about how much they hate "fags". I know. How manly of them. Somebody kill me please.
I couldn't take the atmosphere anymore so I went home. My mum was stuck there so she asked me to come pick her up. Lucky I have my license. I used the van. Guess what? Half-way there, when I was on the highway, the van went nuts (he's an old fella) and started screeching like crazy. I was scared. I drove really slow (like 30 in a 70 zone), got honked at, swore back at the idiots, and got there in one piece.
Mum called up NRMA. He saved us. We got home.
The End.
7 comments:
"They're such drop-kicks and should be shot before they can reproduce."
that is a bit harsh...
LOLL i like ur van!! 30 in a 70 zone?? :P
NOO my van sucks I almost died driving it. it was sooo scary.
LOLLL srsly
i laughed my arse off reading abt u driving at 30!!!
ur funny
LOLL its not funny!! I swear it was soo traumatising. Imagine being on a highway and ppl behind you honking like crazy and your van is about to explode. Scary.
LMAO!! hahha awww..yaeh it is pretty scary..but realli just thinking abt the terrified look on ur face.... he he he
its ok im sure ull get a new car soon that wont explode in the middle of the highway LOL
omggg ur soooo evillll.
omg how is that evill im being nice to u for once!!! }:<
im telling u ull get a new car u gundu!!! haiixx just keep calling me evill in a vain attempt to distract ppl from noticing u are evill
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