Open-House + Van SCREECHING...

I went to an open-house today. Full of Malays. I only went for the food. Socialising with Malays is just not my thing. Especially with most Malay boys my age. They're such drop-kicks and should be shot before they can reproduce. Oops. That's a bit harsh.

I hoped Rai would be there but she didn't come. That would have made it a bit more fun. Actually, maybe not. Too much gender segregation. I was stuck with my brothers talking to their friends about how much they hate "fags". I know. How manly of them. Somebody kill me please.

I couldn't take the atmosphere anymore so I went home. My mum was stuck there so she asked me to come pick her up. Lucky I have my license. I used the van. Guess what? Half-way there, when I was on the highway, the van went nuts (he's an old fella) and started screeching like crazy. I was scared. I drove really slow (like 30 in a 70 zone), got honked at, swore back at the idiots, and got there in one piece.

Mum called up NRMA. He saved us. We got home.

The End.

7 comments:

rai 29 October 2007 at 2:46 pm  

"They're such drop-kicks and should be shot before they can reproduce."
that is a bit harsh...
LOLL i like ur van!! 30 in a 70 zone?? :P

The Evil Lemon 29 October 2007 at 8:30 pm  

NOO my van sucks I almost died driving it. it was sooo scary.

rai 31 October 2007 at 7:41 pm  

LOLLL srsly
i laughed my arse off reading abt u driving at 30!!!
ur funny

The Evil Lemon 31 October 2007 at 7:42 pm  

LOLL its not funny!! I swear it was soo traumatising. Imagine being on a highway and ppl behind you honking like crazy and your van is about to explode. Scary.

rai 1 November 2007 at 11:53 am  

LMAO!! hahha awww..yaeh it is pretty scary..but realli just thinking abt the terrified look on ur face.... he he he
its ok im sure ull get a new car soon that wont explode in the middle of the highway LOL

The Evil Lemon 1 November 2007 at 11:54 am  

omggg ur soooo evillll.

rai 1 November 2007 at 6:33 pm  

omg how is that evill im being nice to u for once!!! }:<
im telling u ull get a new car u gundu!!! haiixx just keep calling me evill in a vain attempt to distract ppl from noticing u are evill