This is why HSC is not good for you...

Today was another one of those days when HSC just got to me and I flipped and did something crazy. Do you have those days? Let's hope it doesn't happen to too many people, the world is crazy enough. Anyway, the stress levels got so high that the spirit of Jackson Pollock raped me and forced me to paint.

"Paint, fool! PAINT!!" his spirit cried to me. And paint I did:

Wow. Now isn't this just a masterpiece? Here's a close-up:

OMFG. It wasn't Jackson Pollock, it was SADAKO!!

Anyhoo, here's real JP painting for you to compare.

I still think mine's better. Hehe (NOT). His paintings are nice. Very colourful and weird. Although I wouldn't pay $140 million dollars for one of them, like some crazy nut did. Ok, the real story is I found some photocopy machine toner in the shed, and we don't have a photocopy machine so I decided that it was free-for-all, so I opened it and started playing around with it. I burned it, threw it around, sniffed it (joke) and put it in a cup and mixed it with oil. Voila! Instant black paint. It got boring sitting there in a cup so I threw it on the fence.

Hope mum doesn't see it. HEHE.

5 comments:

rai 31 October 2007 at 7:51 pm  

i realli hope ur mum finds it and u get into trouble

biggg trouble!!
ok ill stop now

The Evil Lemon 31 October 2007 at 7:53 pm  

She did find out HAHAH!! She wanted to hantam me. See I can speak malay tooo!!

hantam kau 1 November 2007 at 12:15 pm  

LOLLL...she wanted to but dint!! haihhh
hahha yeah one more word to ur mly vocab
hehhe

The Evil Lemon 1 November 2007 at 12:18 pm  

YES i know what hantam means because of YOUUUUUUU evil girl always wanting to kill me. See how evil you arE??

rai 1 November 2007 at 6:46 pm  

LMAO :D:D
adik, ever wondered why i wanna kill u and only u! and not anyone else??.. maybe darwich but thats completely diff story.
clearly, ur doing something that makes me so violent i wanna hantam u
hehhehe
lolll
ps. chill adik,
im only joking. ill nvr kill anyone.no one is worth going to jail for :D:D